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Make a stirring speech out of the bunting

Task types:
Solo
Filmed
Mental
Objective
Single brief
Original

Task brief

The brief for the task is as follows:

Make a stirring speech for the Taskmaster out of this bunting.

Longest speech that is deemed to be stirring by the Taskmaster wins.

You may only use the letters currently on the bunting.

You have 15 minutes.

Your time starts now.

Task notes

  • The letters on the red pieces of bunting, when the contestants walked into the lab, spelled out the phrase 'LOOK UNDER THE DESK!'.
  • If they'd spotted this, and looked under the desk, they would have found a tablet, on which a video of Greg from a previous episode could be watched.
  • The short monologue given by Greg in that video was as follows: "I'm Greg Davies and I am the Taskmaster! I'm powerful and in peak physical condition."
  • The contestants would have been able to spell out this entire speech with the letters available to them on the bunting.
  • Alex did note, however, that they had accidentally provided an extra 'K'.

Task stats

Points
15
Disquals
0

Attempts

Here's a brief description of the contestants' attempts. Someone's probably working on writing up some additional detail, though!

  • Ardal's speech was: "I am seven types of rank tit u r swel man hail TM". His speech had 36 characters long, so he received 1 point.
  • Bridget's speech was: "Treat others carelessly oik, wind is God wait!". Her speech was 39 characters, so she received 2 points.
  • Chris's speech was: "Sir! On my knee I implore u please let me win this task m good raaaaaa dad". His speech was 57 characters long, so he received 4 points.
  • Judi's speech was: "A, hi Taskmaster I don't like u looking happy rass man I dare don't vex me End". Her speech was 61 characters long, so she received 5 points.
  • Sophie's speech was: "God damn if Sophie Duker wins Taskmaster, we all win her papa!". Her speech was 51 characters, so she received 3 points.

(Source credit: Taskmaster Wiki contributors)