Have an argument

Task brief

The task brief is laid on top of a low red platform, in the garden of the house, near the shed, on top of a red platform. The brief for the task is as follows:

Have an argument.

You must take it in turns to make a point in an angry way, using no more than 10 words at a time.

You must always end your point with a different four-letter word.

You must look at each other throughout the argument, and the person speaking must wag their index finger during their speech in an angry way.

The argument is over when there is 10 seconds of silence, or when one of you looks away.

Longest argument wins.