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Write and perform lyrics for the Taskmaster theme tune

Task types:
Solo
Filmed
Creative
Subjective
Single brief
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Task brief

The brief for the task is as follows:

Write the best lyrics to the Taskmaster theme tune and perform them in the most memorable way.

You have 30 minutes.

Your time starts now.

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Task stats

Points
15
Disquals
0

Attempts

Here's a brief description of the contestants' attempts. Someone's probably working on writing up some additional detail, though!

  • David sight-read the music, and played the tune on a keyboard, whilst performing his lyrics about Taskmaster being on.
  • Ed performed his song while dressed as a a baby sitting on a hedge, singing about missing his mum.
  • Jo performed her lyrics with two members of the crew dancing, and one playing the theme on a saxophone, while her lyrics called Greg a 'twat' and 'fat'.
  • Katy performed her lyrics next to Alex and a cardboard cutout of Greg, comparing the two, and explaining how she loved tasks with eggs.
  • Rose performed a Western-themed rap to the Taskmaster theme about how the show came to be, which got the audience clapping.

(Source credit: Taskmaster Wiki contributors)