Order balloons without using certain words

Task brief

The brief for the task is as follows:

Place an order for the balloons for the Taskmaster's birthday party.

You must order one crown-shaped foil balloon, and two number balloons which represent your idea of the Taskmaster's age.

Place the order by calling the phone number on the table.

During the call, you may not mention colours, numbers, or any of the following words: balloon, foil, crown, birthday, age.

You'll get an extra point if you can make the balloon merchant wish you a merry Christmas.

The most accurate order wins. Your time starts now.